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The roast
Upload one room photo and get a sharp, funny critique that calls out what is flattening the space without making the advice feel intimidating.
AI room advice with a mean streak
Your room asked for an intervention.
Upload a photo for a brutally funny AI roast, then get three practical, budget-friendly fixes that can actually rescue the space.
One photo. No design degree. No $500 consultation.
Scorch note
“That corner has less purpose than a decorative ladder.”
What to expect
Our promise while RoomScorch is new.
Funny, not cruel
The room gets roasted. You do not.
Advice over aesthetics
Every joke leads to a useful next move.
Budget stays in view
Use what you own before buying more.
From eyesore to game plan
A roast with somewhere to go.
RoomScorch does not stop at the punchline. It turns your photo into a quick, opinionated path toward a room that feels intentional.
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Three fixes that matter
RoomScorch turns every critique into three specific, budget-aware changes—so you know what to move, remove, or buy first.
Edit the clutter
Fix the layout
Add one hero piece
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A shareable reveal
Package the funniest line and the practical plan into a polished card made for group chats, TikTok, and Instagram.
Pricing without designer drama
Try the joke. Keep the makeover.
Start with a free roast, or unlock more rooms and polished share cards when inspiration strikes.
Free taste
$0to start
For finding out what the AI thinks of that suspicious rug.
- 1 room roast
- 3 actionable fixes
- Standard result card
Best for a full reset
Scorch Pass
$9one time
A no-subscription pack for an apartment refresh, dorm move-in, or office intervention.
- 5 room roasts
- Budget-aware shopping ideas
- High-resolution share cards
- Roast history and saved fixes
Before you upload
Questions worth asking
Your room can take it
One photo away from better taste.
Give RoomScorch the evidence. Get the laugh, the fixes, and a room you will actually want in the background of your next video.
Roast my room